I took to Facebook and asked, “What are the top warning signs a person might get fired?”  The answers flooded in, and they ranged from insightful to funny.

The funny ones had me rolling.  I laughed so hard, I felt like I was reading a David Letterman Top 10 List.  That inspired me.  So, enjoy this homage to David Letterman’s Top 10 List.

Top 10 WARNING SIGNS A PERSON IS GETTING FIRED

#10 – Two managers want to talk

#9 – Can’t make it to work before 10 am

#8 – More daily callbacks than service calls

#7 – Co-workers treat the person like he has the flu

#6 – Owner says, “Yeah. That might be a better place to work.”

#5 – The person says. “No! That’s just mouthwash!”

#4 – The person’s job is listed in the help wanted ads

#3 – Not enough flair!

#2 – The quest for love is misunderstood

And, the #1 warning sign that a person is getting fired ladies and gentlemen . . .

#1 – Boss finds your crack-pipe

And there you have ladies and gentlemen, The Top 10 Warning Signs a Person Might Be Getting Fired!

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