I took to Facebook and asked, “What are the top warning signs a person might get fired?” The answers flooded in, and they ranged from insightful to funny.
The funny ones had me rolling. I laughed so hard, I felt like I was reading a David Letterman Top 10 List. That inspired me. So, enjoy this homage to David Letterman’s Top 10 List.
Top 10 WARNING SIGNS A PERSON IS GETTING FIRED
#10 – Two managers want to talk
#9 – Can’t make it to work before 10 am
#8 – More daily callbacks than service calls
#7 – Co-workers treat the person like he has the flu
#6 – Owner says, “Yeah. That might be a better place to work.”
#5 – The person says. “No! That’s just mouthwash!”
#4 – The person’s job is listed in the help wanted ads
#3 – Not enough flair!
#2 – The quest for love is misunderstood
And, the #1 warning sign that a person is getting fired ladies and gentlemen . . .
#1 – Boss finds your crack-pipe
And there you have ladies and gentlemen, The Top 10 Warning Signs a Person Might Be Getting Fired!
